The Epic Spork Debate!

[Spleen of Nannor]

For those of you that live in a cave:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

WTF!

They changed the definition!
A spork is not a cross between steak and pork!

*grumble grumble*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runcible_spoon

[dklein]

Ah, that made me giggle.

For all those who _do_ believe that spork is a cross between steak and pork, here's the link..

[Florp Incarnate]

http://www.xkcd.com/419/

THREADOMANCY RESURRECTION COMPLETE!

ARRRRIIIIISE!

[CanadianWolverine]

Famous Last Words: "We know what we are doing..."

Hehe, thanks for that link.

[BigDXLT]

Bwahahaha!

*delves into xkcd archives for an hour - again*

[Spleen of Nannor]

Famous Last Words: "We know what we are doing..."

Indeed. Before you know it, they'll be mixing cameras with phones and lima beans with dinner!

We must stop this madness!

[shipwreck]

Why is this even a debate? The Spork is the utensil of the future. Step out of the dark ages and embrace the light that is the Spork. You must master your fear and hegemonize the terrorizing Spork swarm.

Maybe it's your backwards, northwesterly ways but Sporks and Tofu are awesome. Eating plain tofu is yes, bland and not at all appetizing but guess what? So is raw beef. You have to cook tofu (and tempeh) properly just the same way you have to season a steak or chicken breast properly. I recommend the Grit down here in Athens. They have a great cookbook full of vegetarian delights.

[Spleen of Nannor]

Ha ha! I now have an intertron reference to support my claim!

The two functions of fork and spoon are inherently opposed to each other in a spork, such that the slotted tines allow thin liquids to leak out of the bowl, while the fat triangular tines have poor solid-food penetration and retention of fresh salad vegetables and natural cooked meats such as steak. The spork is better suited for thick, chunky, and heavily-processed foods which require minimal cutting or preparation to ingest.

[Niteowl]

Oh god, we have another florp...

A sidenote, I LOVE how some of my mostest favourite comics have NO artistic merit at all, it's 100% content. That's awesome.

The other comic besides xkcd? Qwantz!

[Florp Incarnate]

YES!! I love T-Rex!!! Bestest

omg, how did my Tofu on a spork secret get revealed!?!!?! How will I ever be a valid spokesman for antisporktoligism again?

[CanadianWolverine]

What if someone tried to mix a knife in with the spork?

[shipwreck]

What if someone tried to mix a knife in with the spork?

A witch!

We have found a witch! May we burn him?

[BigDXLT]

Oh god, we have another florp...

A sidenote, I LOVE how some of my mostest favourite comics have NO artistic merit at all, it's 100% content. That's awesome.

I dunno, this one has more artistic merit in one frame than most comics have in their lifetime. Half the time I think it wins on subtle details alone.

[Niteowl]

When I say GUD DRAWRINGS, I mean like,
http://www.kukuburi.com/2008/05/20/eightythree/

or

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/

[mooseman]

ooohh, kukuburi. I forgot about kukuburi. Now, where was I?