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Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 18, 2005 8:26 am
by Spleen of Nannor
Spleen of Nannor wrote:For those of you that live in a cave:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spork

WTF!

They changed the definition!
A spork is not a cross between steak and pork!

*grumble grumble*
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Runcible_spoon

PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2005 3:24 pm
by dklein
Ah, that made me giggle.

For all those who _do_ believe that spork is a cross between steak and pork, here's the link..

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 9:30 am
by Florp Incarnate
http://www.xkcd.com/419/

THREADOMANCY RESURRECTION COMPLETE!

ARRRRIIIIISE!

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:18 am
by CanadianWolverine
Famous Last Words: "We know what we are doing..."

Hehe, thanks for that link.

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 5:39 pm
by BigDXLT
Bwahahaha!

*delves into xkcd archives for an hour - again*

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 8:57 pm
by Spleen of Nannor
CanadianWolverine wrote:Famous Last Words: "We know what we are doing..."

Indeed. Before you know it, they'll be mixing cameras with phones and lima beans with dinner!

We must stop this madness!

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 5:49 am
by shipwreck
Why is this even a debate? The Spork is the utensil of the future. Step out of the dark ages and embrace the light that is the Spork. You must master your fear and hegemonize the terrorizing Spork swarm.

Maybe it's your backwards, northwesterly ways but Sporks and Tofu are awesome. Eating plain tofu is yes, bland and not at all appetizing but guess what? So is raw beef. You have to cook tofu (and tempeh) properly just the same way you have to season a steak or chicken breast properly. I recommend the Grit down here in Athens. They have a great cookbook full of vegetarian delights.

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:13 am
by Spleen of Nannor
Ha ha! I now have an intertron reference to support my claim!

Wikipedia wrote:The two functions of fork and spoon are inherently opposed to each other in a spork, such that the slotted tines allow thin liquids to leak out of the bowl, while the fat triangular tines have poor solid-food penetration and retention of fresh salad vegetables and natural cooked meats such as steak. The spork is better suited for thick, chunky, and heavily-processed foods which require minimal cutting or preparation to ingest.

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:13 am
by Niteowl
Oh god, we have another florp... :P

A sidenote, I LOVE how some of my mostest favourite comics have NO artistic merit at all, it's 100% content. That's awesome.

The other comic besides xkcd? Qwantz!

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:18 am
by Florp Incarnate
YES!! I love T-Rex!!! Bestest :D

omg, how did my Tofu on a spork secret get revealed!?!!?! How will I ever be a valid spokesman for antisporktoligism again?

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:07 pm
by CanadianWolverine
What if someone tried to mix a knife in with the spork? :twisted:

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 12:11 pm
by shipwreck
CanadianWolverine wrote:What if someone tried to mix a knife in with the spork? :twisted:


A witch!

We have found a witch! May we burn him?

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 4:53 pm
by BigDXLT
Niteowl wrote:Oh god, we have another florp... :P

A sidenote, I LOVE how some of my mostest favourite comics have NO artistic merit at all, it's 100% content. That's awesome.


I dunno, this one has more artistic merit in one frame than most comics have in their lifetime. Half the time I think it wins on subtle details alone.

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Wed May 21, 2008 11:10 pm
by Niteowl

Re: The Epic Spork Debate!

PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2008 11:30 pm
by mooseman
ooohh, kukuburi. I forgot about kukuburi. Now, where was I?