International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Beasty » Tue Sep 18, 2007 6:18 pm

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Postby BigDXLT » Tue Sep 18, 2007 8:19 pm

Yar, I nearly forget of this day, matey! Arr!
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Postby Niteowl » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:05 am

ARRR!! It be talk like a pirate day today!

Me thinks it be the day of boarding all landlubbers vessels, what with their pleasure cruising and whatnot, and then on to pulling the lanyards and ripping the mizzen mast and setting fire to the lot of them!

Dire be the future of any cur who doesn't let spout true piratey words from their maw! There'll be keelhauling and not a few dusty boots taking the long walk off the short plank. I'll take it a personal affront, I will, to any bloodless barnacled wretch who doesn't take up the sabre and the cutlass and show those 'proper' speaking law abidin' prisses what a real pirate be talking like!

It be a war of the lexiconagraphy me maties! There'll be long pork tonight for me men who skewer the powerdered wigs and give 'em their due! One day, says I! One day when we salty bastards can rise up against the gutless many! So set sail! We be tacking back and be on a collision course. Stick yer courage to the sticking place, and ready the cannons!
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Postby shipwreck » Wed Sep 19, 2007 9:56 am

Gahar, ye salty sea-nymphs! Wurr be yer peggin' legs n' patches fer yer eyes? Me've almost fergot about the foinest day o'r all the year, save fer the Ides o' March plus three. Terday be th'day me crew be takin' 'eir Commodore upon the good ship Elantra an' settin' sails fer Applebees Island wurr upon we be quenchin' our first wif Red Apple Sangria, Choc'late Martinis, n' Strawburry Coco Frost Smoothies fer the lubbers oo's stomachs be too weak fer th'slightest taste o' good liquer! We be the ruffest, tuffest batch o'high sailin' sea dogs ye've e'er seen!

Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho!
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Postby Niteowl » Wed Sep 19, 2007 10:24 am

BY NEPTUNES FORK'D TRIDENT! I've never seen so many apostrophie'd words b'fore in a post ! THAT be proper piratey talks says I! Arr!!
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Postby shipwreck » Wed Sep 19, 2007 12:02 pm

Great Oden's Raven!

It's proper p1r4+3 5p34k from someone desperately trying to maintain some grammatical integrity.
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby BigDXLT » Fri Sep 19, 2008 10:48 pm

Yar?


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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby Florp Incarnate » Wed Sep 24, 2008 10:29 am

Hilarious pics!

Feeling guilty that I did not rep this at work!! Why why why do I not read fogey forums more often???
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Postby mooseman » Tue Sep 30, 2008 7:34 pm

Florp Incarnate wrote:Feeling guilty that I did not rep this at work!! Why why why do I not read fogey forums more often???


I missed it too, Florpeh.

maybe it's because we actually have real lives. :twisted: :axe:
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