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How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby Florp Incarnate » Mon Jul 28, 2008 7:07 pm

http://www.fudco.com/chip/deconstr.html

An software engineer's amusing analysis of artsy fartsy pseudo-intellectual postmodernism.
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby BigDXLT » Mon Jul 28, 2008 10:37 pm

Florp Incarnate wrote:http://www.fudco.com/chip/deconstr.html

An software engineer's amusing analysis of artsy fartsy pseudo-intellectual postmodernism.


While attempting to deconstruct that post I got stuck at step 5 so MON CARNARD EST EN FEU.
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby fallout[aeronautics] » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:37 am

Step 1: For my text I select Florp Incarnate.

Step 2: The text states that some being "Florp" is "incarnate."

Step 3: My duality is incarnate/incorporeal.

Step 4: Incarnate is obviously superior to incorporeal.

Step 5:Florp uses his internet pseudonym to imply that he is the incarnate version of some being "Florp." Since there are no incarnate beings on the internet, given that it is all 0 and 1 being transmitted at a furious pace. Clearly, Florp, by choosing to make himself incarnate on the internet, is actually bringing to light that you cannot be incarnate upon the internet, as all beings are incorporeal. French scholar, BigDeuaLXT, wrote in 1887, in a stroke of masterwork predilection, that we are all just tangible facades for incorporeal beings. There, florp, through his very name selection, is pointing out the ironies of the internet system and how it will eventually fail, because no one can be incarnate and man's nature is to be desire to be incarnate versus incorporeal. The internet is a doomed phenomenon.

Ugh, this made my head hurt, by the way.
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby Florp Incarnate » Wed Jul 30, 2008 3:32 pm

Fallout that was very clever!!
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby BigDXLT » Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:32 pm

1) "Fallout that was very clever!!"
2) The text states that fallout wrote a post was clever.
3) My duality is that Florp is referring to a post that was written or something else altogether.
4) The superior notion would be that Florp is in fact referring to Fallouts deconstruction of his name, due to the spatial location of Florps words.
5) The idea that Florp is talking to Fallout about this post in particular and not another action of Fallouts is based entirely on our societies preinstalled notion of directionality. The typical sequence that a native english speaker reads is left to right, top to bottom, and as such, we extend this order to the individual posts on a forum, despite the clear seperation given by the layout of such the forum. However, we must recall that the human mind need not be fixated on such a tradition; we can even go so far as to say that the assumption of which is not natural. Such modern proof exists in languages such as Hebrew and Chinese. However, they too assume a singular direction as being the primary direction, and thus imply the natural direction of the words. When one looks upon older languages, such as ancient egyptian, one immediately realizes the foolishness in assuming we have to have a single direction. Egyptian could be read left to right, right to left and vertically, depending on the context. Thus, given that Florp is in fact, very clever himself (another deconstruction I made and will leave as an excercise to the reader), we could easily see that florp actually wrote "Clever fallout that was" in reference to this post as some sort of memorial hearkening to the olden days.
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby fallout[aeronautics] » Wed Jul 30, 2008 10:42 pm

This has me rolling in laughter. I shall deconstruct more tomorrow.
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Re: How To Deconstruct Almost Anything

Postby BigDXLT » Sat Aug 30, 2008 11:54 am

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