ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

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ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby FOLKEN » Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:04 pm

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i, FOLKEN, have today OFFICIALLY accounced my Candida-ocy for

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PRESIDENT FOLKEN OF ALL OLDF's.
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i mean leik candidateocy for votes. not DISGUISTING Candida FUNGUSES like SOME PPL not naming any names OldF NITEOWL ! !!!

ONCE - long ago during NS1 oldf niteowl was FRIEND TO FOLKEN and n00b brother kamer (unbab pls) and there was REJOICING as all OLDF know OLDF CELEBRITY FOLKEN, favourite life support player with exellent sporsmonshops.

CHAPTER 2 BETRAYAL

BUT BEHIND FOLKENS BACK oldf darwin turned NITEOWL (poisons!!!!) AGAINST FOLKEN.

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like king THEODEN KING from super long movie where tiny men only care about GOLD RINGS like MIDGET RAPPERS

THEN MOMENTOUS DAY super contraversial FOLKEN LIFE SUPPORT BAN. u all remember this day it changeed NS for ever. NO MORE could FOLKEN AND BROTHER KAMER extoll YOUR mothers gentle virtues on voice comm.

I know LOYALTY remains for some OLDF to make folken NEW GERIATRIC WARD celebrity AND PRESIDENT!!!!!

FOLKEN WILL TAKE OVER OLDF FROM NITEOWL WITH POPLARITY CONTEST VOTE

OLDF ITS YOU`RE TIME - time for change FROM FOLKEN

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I GOT A GOOD ATITUDE AND I HAEV LIEK GOOD SPORSMONSHIPS, ALSO SWEARING IS BAD I DNO'T DO IT
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Feyd Rautha » Tue Feb 05, 2013 5:25 pm

Is that like some sort of a 'MERICA scythe?
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Faust » Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:07 pm

Last year KONY was put on the map. This year, it's FOLKEN 2013, AMIRITE!?
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby The Nighthawk » Wed Feb 06, 2013 6:19 am

:prayer:

I bow before the unadulterated awesomeness of that post, and its mighty, mighty photoshopping elegance!
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Niteowl » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:15 am

ALL BOW TO FOLKEN! NEW MASTER OF ALL PIES!!!!!!!
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Florp Incarnate » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:52 pm

Niteowl wrote:ALL BOW TO FOLKEN! NEW MASTER OF ALL PIES!!!!!!!


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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby BigDXLT » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:50 pm

Oh dear, someone has stoled niteowl's password again. I TOLD YOU "123" WAS INSUFFICIENT, BUT YOU FOOLS NEVER LISTEN!

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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby McRiot » Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:28 pm

no you got it wrong he encrypts his password it's "Owl123"
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Niteowl » Thu Feb 07, 2013 8:20 am

HTAT WHS TNO METHAT WAS FOLKEN HAXING WITH TH3 HAX ANDHAXX HAXXING!!

I WILL summon ALL the meeces AND THE robot meeces AND the robot ZOMBIE ninja Samurai VIKING BLOODTHIRSTY WEREGOAT meeces TO DESCEND WITH furious righteous nibbling and DEVOUR ALLL who attempt to USURP MY IRON FISTED RULE (pending majority vote (pending majority discussion not less than 2 weeks (pending a forwarding motion to hold discussion of said discussion (pending a chat to establish a consensus which would lead to quorum to support a forwarding motion (pending a 'cooling off period' not more than 5 days but not mroe than 1 week))))) .

HE WILL BE CRUSHED under the tiny pink scurrying feet of DOOM AND BLIGHT AND OWLMINATION and then PUSHED throught GRINDER OF INFERTILITY and THEN PERHAPS buffeted about by the SIXTEEN BADGERS OF CONDEMNATION and then, THEN YOU WILL SEE THAT FOLKEN AND HIS HAXING AND HIS FAUX-FRIENDSHIP WILL BE NO MORE. NUUUUUUUUUUU MOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby BigDXLT » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:21 pm

Hrmmm... I think the real owl has been locked out of his account. The post just doesn't look normal, top-hat-with-monocle, grade A, good olde englishe english with extra e's to make it extrae oldeeeeeeee.

I'm on to you faux-Nite. I think we should unban Folken just to spite you, and then Niteowl(the real one) can hax0r that account and start a new community of "older than the average player in the game" people and possibly call that group FOld to spite the Folken (now Niteowl) that has become supar warlord (after winning majority vote/discussion/etc of course) and driving the OldF group into ground with his byzantine rules (like not curtsey'ing for the Queen of england for example, I'll curtsey to the Queen if I should damn well please, thank you very much) and choices of (mostly fake meat) pies (with vegetables and other cursed things in them). Even if the mandatory vote and ent moot determine that such rules are necessary. Yes, at some point, I'll even vote to have myself extradited to the Netherlands to be thrown in the gulag I'm sure. DAMN THOSE NETHER REGIONS AND THEIR INCESSANT ITCHING!

SO YUS! FOLKEN FOR 2013! HURRAH! HURRAH!
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby The Nighthawk » Fri Feb 08, 2013 6:13 am

I'm backing slowing and quietly away from the thread.... Nobody sees me... nobody ever knew I was here, most of all me....
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Re: ITS YU0R TIME OLDF

Postby Florp Incarnate » Sat Feb 09, 2013 12:19 pm

HAhahahah.... oh lawd....

you guys are the best..
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